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I laughed anyway ...


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My grandmother told me: "If you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all."








Exploding drummer - now that's funny !!!

While surfing the internets, I found this list of drummer jokes that someone has maliciously edited into bass player jokes. These are the worst ones. This is not funny at all. This is the sort of thing that gives guitarists a bad name.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.


Can someone please explain this to me?
It's like a travel ad gone terribly wrong

I found this old cartoon in a box in the attic and decided to preserve it here. I actually went to rocket science school, for what it is worth.




Tesla and Twain

This is one of the funniest things on the whole internets. Mark Twain, a mad scientist, and it ends with a great Steely Dan tune. What else could you want? How about the rest of that song:

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I once got to thinking about this, and it seems to me there are two important measures that will let you compare "reach" between different guitars. The first is the distance from the upper strap button to the first fret, along the neck. This you could call "standing reach". The other is the distance between the first fret and the middle of the lower curve. This would be "sitting reach".

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