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It's like a travel ad gone terribly wrong
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I found this old cartoon in a box in the attic and decided to preserve it here. I actually went to rocket science school, for what it is worth.
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While surfing the internets, I found this list of drummer jokes that someone has maliciously edited into bass player jokes. These are the worst ones. This is not funny at all. This is the sort of thing that gives guitarists a bad name.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.
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Oh what the heck, I put his other videos on the Superfreak page, this one is even better.
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My grandmother told me: "If you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all."
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The Fender Bass VI was a bass for guitarists. It was basically a Jazzmaster body with a 30" short-scale bass neck and six mid-weight strings tuned EADGBE one octave below a guitar, or the same as a bass. The string spacing is such that it can only be played with a pick. You can look up the rest of the details. Danelectro actually invented the Bass VI, they were always willing to try new things while Fender and Gibson were just determined to deepen the rut they were in. Rickenbacker's rut is so deep they can't even see out of it.
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