
My grandmother told me: "If you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all."
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My grandmother told me: "If you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all."
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This is one of the funniest things on the whole internets. Mark Twain, a mad scientist, and it ends with a great Steely Dan tune. What else could you want? How about the rest of that song:
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