Doing Things Wrong

Is This Worth It?

I put the finishing touches on the web stats programming, and after a few days I can confirm that most of the traffic on the internet is bots. That is, machines querying other machines. Only about 20-25% of the traffic is human beings. So if you're one of those, consider yourself special.

* Pages Search Total Misses * Today
Humans 43699 103 43802 37.0% 4847 2
Google 38451 2 38453 32.5% 1757 0
Bing 13889 252 14141 11.9% 1648 0
Meta 17634 2 17636 14.9% 1777 0
Apple 1308 3 1311 1.1% 86 0
DDG 529 0 529 0.4% 0 1
Bots 2555 7 2562 2.2% 2943 47
Total 118065 369 118434 100% 13058 50

* includes pages, posts and archives since 2025-12-05


Recent History

Date Day Hits
2026-03-06 Friday 2
2026-03-05 Thursday 370
2026-03-04 Wednesday 319
2026-03-03 Tuesday 543
2026-03-02 Monday 436
2026-03-01 Sunday 341
2026-02-28 Saturday 379
2026-02-27 Friday 337
2026-02-26 Thursday 398
2026-02-25 Wednesday 463
2026-02-24 Tuesday 486
2026-02-23 Monday 434
2026-02-22 Sunday 487
2026-02-21 Saturday 326
2026-02-20 Friday 320
2026-02-19 Thursday 461
2026-02-18 Wednesday 244
2026-02-17 Tuesday 388
2026-02-16 Monday 338
2026-02-15 Sunday 235
2026-02-14 Saturday 292
2026-02-13 Friday 419
2026-02-12 Thursday 322
2026-02-11 Wednesday 573
2026-02-10 Tuesday 513
2026-02-09 Monday 242
2026-02-08 Sunday 628
2026-02-07 Saturday 1062
2026-02-06 Friday 730
average 28 days 431

Originally I used the built-in WordPress functions to update the counters. Those are big general-purpose routines that are slow and ponderous, and I noticed that there was some 'slippage' - numbers that should agree would slowly fall out of sync. So for the counter operations, I wrote my own code, which does only one thing, and does it very fast and reliably.

WordPress also provides hints for some browsers to 'pre-fetch' pages. In other words, the browser downloads a whole second page in the background on the off chance that you might look at it. Apart from doubling the load on the server and network, this also makes it impossible to keep accurate counts, so I turned that 'feature' off. Who thinks of these things?


Comments on Is This Worth It?

Keith:

September 14, 2020 at 5:20 PM

Keep it up - your stuff is special to us non-bots

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