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Funnies (1/2)
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It's like a travel ad gone terribly wrong
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I found this old cartoon in a box in the attic and decided to preserve it here. I actually went to rocket science school, for what it is worth.
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While surfing the internets, I found this list of drummer jokes that someone has maliciously edited into bass player jokes. These are the worst ones. This is not funny at all. This is the sort of thing that gives guitarists a bad name.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.
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Oh what the heck, I put his other videos on the Superfreak page, this one is even better.
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This is the very first guitar I ever built, a hot-rodded version of the old Silvertone 1457. This guitar uses every passive wiring trick in the book. Four - count 'em - four lipstick pickups, wired in series. Six-way pickup selector, and two phase switches. The neck is from AllParts, I paid way too much for it. The finish is glittery acrylic lacquer from the auto parts store. The knobs are from Radio Shack - remember them?
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