While surfing the internets, I found this list of drummer jokes that someone has maliciously edited into bass player jokes. These are the worst ones. This is not funny at all. This is the sort of thing that gives guitarists a bad name.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.
This is my unusual design for a 12-string neck. You can see how the interleaved tuners install, with one set in the normal position on the back of the headstock, and another set on the edge of the headstock pointing in. The tuners are inexpensive six-on-a-strip open-gear models. The edge-mounted one was disassembled and reversed to be lefty.