Doing Things Wrong

Lederhosen

Can someone please explain this to me?
It's like a travel ad gone terribly wrong

FYI: The traditional German dress is called a Dirndl.

They apparently make a habit of this
whatever it is
I wonder where my Lederhosen went?
From when I was six.
Not really my kind of music, but their videos are so wonderfully weird!
Sock puppets in Lederhosen ( and Dirndl. )

Why would you put this stuff on a guitar?

All I can say is - just don't. It is easy to get absolutely gorgeous results with nitrocellulose lacquer, but they won't last. Lacquer is attacked by just about everything. Spill alcohol on it - it will dissolve. Set it on a guitar stand, it will stick to it. Hang it on the wall - same thing. It never really dries or completely hardens - anything that touches it will leave a mark, there is no way to store it except perhaps in a very loose-fitting hard case with a really fluffy lining, and even that would probably make marks after a while. And God forbid anything vinyl should touch it - vinyl devours lacquer. Nitrocellulose is the worst, if you must use lacquer, get the acrylic kind from the auto parts store. And never mix the two.