It's time to get back to work in the real world. Here is a Mosrite body, almost completely recovered from its brush with water-based polyurethane. Stick with oil-based, water-based is junk.
This one went through a long and torturous build process over almost two years. All I can say is don't believe the "advice" you find on talk_ass. However, in the end, it turned out to be a pretty nice instrument.
I originally conceived the "Cowbell" above for an online "Build-off". Then I realized how ridiculous these online "build-offs" really are, and dropped the idea entirely.