Doing Things Wrong

Online "Build-offs"

Cowbell Bass
Cowbell Bass

I originally conceived the "Cowbell" above for an online "Build-off". Then I realized how ridiculous these online "build-offs" really are, and dropped the idea entirely.

Three months is not enough time for a home builder to complete a guitar, especially over the winter. It takes at least a month just to apply a decent finish and let it cure. Most of the entries in these build-offs are never actually completed, and the few that make it before the deadline are done with oil-rubbed crappiness ** that doesn't even qualify as a finish. That's a shame because a lot of the woodwork is very impressive, but the finished product is not.

** I give myself two demerits for bad words.

Ironically, the Cowbell, with its resilient hammered spray paint finish, would have easily made the deadline and would have been one of only two entries with an actual finish on it.

My 4001 project also would have made it if I had not gone off on a tangent with neck inlays. If I had simply built a standard dotted neck for it, I would have had two completed entries, both of them with proper non-oiled finishes.

I have several other projects in the works, and there is absolutely no way I could rush even one through to completion in the three months allowed. Not to my standards.

It is also notable that the organizer of the "build-off" handily won his own competition, having openly prototyped the whole thing in advance.


This is a pack of Duracells I found in my dad's closet. The 'use by' date is January 2002, you can see it right there. Yet, there is not a speck of white mange on them. They have not leaked after over twenty years! These batteries were made in the USA. Modern Duracells are made in China, and are pretty much guaranteed to leak in 20 weeks, if not 20 days. The whole point of alkaline batteries once upon a time was that they didn't leak like acid batteries. You paid extra for that.